So, what inspired me today? Well, actually it is something that I've been driving past for the last year. And, every time I see it, it bothers me. What am I talking about? The LaZ Boy.
There are a couple of things here that are concerning me. First, and perhaps most obvious, is the fact that this cloth recliner (LaZ Boy, if you will) sits out front of this store on NJ State Route 206 day after day, rain or shine. Think about it. Can you even imagine how nasty it must smell? Euw. And how many mice call it home? It boggles the mind. Frankly, the reason this picture isn't great is because I was afraid to get out of my car and approach the damned thing. There is nothing that would induce me to buy a recliner from this place. NOTHING.
But here is the thing that really concerns me, and something I think you men should rise up and fight about. LaZ Boy. Why not LaZ Girl? Or, even better, how about a gender-neutral LaZ Person? Men, if I were you, I'd be plenty pissed about this! And, I wouldn't stand for it!! Rise up and revolt! Don't let the recliner people imply that you are lazy, or that you are boys. Enough, I say!
LaZ Ass maybe?
ReplyDeleteHmm ... LaZ Ass ... I like it!
ReplyDeleteLaz Ass is a good one. Though I think Laz"Boy" is pretty much ok-- they're not slamming men, per se, just the juvenilles. I have two. I can attest, they can be pretty lazy. And smelly too, much like the highway model above.
ReplyDeleteWell, there you go, then. Perhaps La-Z Juvie?
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